Colbert’s Super Tuesday Party: Transvaginal Ultrasound Margaritas & Republican Salsa (VIDEO)


As is often the case with election days, “The Colbert Report” taped on Super Tuesday well before anyresults¬†began to come in. But that didn’t stop Colbert from opening his show by focusing on the drama and excitement of the day’s events:

“It’s like the Super Bowl of politics, if the Super Bowl was one team slowly destroying itself.”

Of course, what would any Super Tuesday be without a good, old-fashioned tailgate party? Colbert broke out the brats, 10-layer dip (one for each state) and his famous Republican salsa, which is “mostly mayonnaise with a dash of Miracle Whip.”

And to drink, the host was serving up a batch of margaritas… with a twist reflecting our current political climate: “I could not find my blender so instead I’m using a transvaginal ultrasound wand.”

We’re filing this away as one of the most hilariously disturbing sight-gags in recent memory.






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